They’re not even remotely proficient, and it’s no use me pretending they are, but thanks to the marvellous Hipstamatic app on my iPhone (precious thing that it is), I am now able to take some quite cool-looking shots at fashion week. Here’s a small selection. There may be more to come, depending on batteries (it keeps running out!), seating (rarely front-row, alas!) and catwalk lighting (sometimes the models look like wraiths because the lighting is so bleached out. Creepy but not in a good way). This is just a few from the first couple of days. More to come soon (but it’s late and I’ve an early start at Chanel, dahling).